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"The Seventh Cure"
"Increase Your Ability to Earn"
( Chapter 3 of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason paraphrased)

Today ladies, I want to talk to you about one the most important remedies for a lean Fendi purse. I will talk not about money but about yourselves, the women beneath the cute clothes who sit before me (well, in front of your computers). I want to talk to you about those things within the minds and lives of women which work for or against their success. (So did Prlinkbiz address her class upon the seventh day....)

Preceeding accomplishment must be desire. Your desires must be strong and definite. General desires are nothing but weak longings. For a woman to desire $100.00 is a tangible desire which she can make happen. After she has backed her desire for $100.00 with strength of purpose to get her hot little hands on it, next she can find similiar ways to get $1000.00 and then $2000.00 and later a $100,000.00, and then (ta da!), she has become wealthy. In learning to secure a definite small desire, she has trained herself to secure a larger one. This is the process by which wealth is accumulated: first in small sums, then in larger ones as a woman learns and becomes more capable.

Desires must be simple and definite. They defeat their own purpose if there are too many, that are too confusing, or beyond a woman's training to accomplish.

As a woman perfects her money making skillz, her ability to earn increases....

The more of wisdom we know, (meaning here the proper use of knowledge, or maybe even more importantly- the use of!) the more we may earn. That woman who seeks to learn more of her craft shall richly be rewarded. If she is an artisan, she may want to learn methods and tools of those most skillful in the same line. If she is in law or medicine, she may consult and exchange knowledge with others of her same field. If she be a retailer, she may continually seek better goods that can be purchased at lower prices.....

Many things come to make a woman's life rich with gainful experiences. Such things as the following, a woman must do if she respects herself:

She must pay her debts, bills etc. with all the promptness within her power, not purchasing that for which she is unable to pay (avoiding bad debt).

She must take care of her family that they may think and speak well of her. She must make a Will that, in case it's her time to go to the great Spa in the Sky, proper and honorable division of her property will be accomplished.

She must have compassion upon those who are injured and smitten by misfortune and aid them within reasonable limits (hand up, not hand out). She must do deeds of thoughtfulness to those dear to her.

So, the seventh and last remedy for a lean Fendi purse is to cultivate your own powers, to study and become wiser, to become more skillful, to so act as to respect yourself. Then will you have confidence in yourself to achieve your carefully considered desires.

These are the seven cures for a lean Fendi purse, which out of the experience of a long and successful life, I do urge for all ladies who desire wealth.

"The Sixth Cure"
"Insure a Future Income"
( Chapter 3 of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason paraphrased)

Ladies, no matter how much plastic surgery, botox or good lighting, we all get older. This is the path of life and there is no way around it, unless you go early to that great spa in the sky. Therefore, ladies I say that it is in our best interests to make sure we have enough income in the days to come, for when we are no longer young (and hot), and to make preparations our family (as well as our designer nursing homes fully equipped with cabana boys). This lesson will instruct you in providing a full Fendi purse when time has taken it's toll. (So Prlinkbiz addressed her class upon the sixth day...)

There are lots of different ways by which a woman may provide security for her future. She may provide a hiding place and bury a secret treasure. Yet, no matter how well it is hidden, it may nevertheless become the booty (love that word) of theives dogs, kids, or old men with metal detectors... Yeah, I don't recommend this plan.

A woman may invest in real estate. If you have learn how to buy well, keeping in mind the usefulness and value in the future, the properties are stable in their value and their passive income or their sale will provide well for you.

A woman may loan a small sum to the money lender and increase it on a regular basis. The interest which the money lender adds to this will largely add to its increase....

Surely, when such a small payment made with regularity does produce such profitable results, no woman can afford not to insure her treasure for her old age and the protection of her family, no matter how prosperous her business and investments may be....

Because we live in our own day and not in the days which are to come, must we take advantage of those means and ways of accomplishing our purposes. Therefore do I recommend to all women, that they, by wise and well thought out methods, do provide against a lean Fendi purse in their mature years. For a lean Fendi purse to a woman no longer able to earn or to a family without it's head is a sore tragedy.

This, then, is the sixth cure for a lean purse: Provide in advance for the needs of your growing age and the protection of your family.

"The Fifth Cure"
"Make of your dwelling a profitable investment"
( Chapter 3 of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason paraphrased)

If a woman sets aside nine parts of her earnings to live and enjoy life with (Starbucks!), and if any portion of this money she can turn into a profitable investment, then so much faster will her money (net worth, equity, ability to leverage) grow. (So spoke Prlinkbiz to her class on their fifth lesson.)

All too many of our girls live in and raise families in places that are less than desirable . They pay rent for places where they have no area to plant flowers that gladden a woman's heart and their kidlets have no place to play with all their toys and crap that grams and gramps keep buying them (there's an idea- sell the toys to get the downpayment).

To a woman's own heart it brings gladness to own her own home. To have a place proud to care for (or give her the perfect excuse to hire that cabana boy finally), puts confidence in her heart and greater effort behind all her endeavors. Therefore do I recommend that every woman own the roof that shelters her and her family.

It is not beyond the ability of any well intentioned woman to own her own home. Single or married. Younger or older. Hear that ladies?

Also, money lenders gladly consider women who want to buy real estate. Readily may you borrow (OPM baby), if you can show a reasonable income, savings, credit, etc. which you yourself have pulled together for this purpose. You can pay the money lender same as you paid your landlord (assuming you did pay!). Then your heart will be glad because you will own a valueable property.

There are many great things to be said about women owning their own homes, from tax benefits, to building equity, carrying a mortgage can be profitable(!?), as well as allowing you to tap into the equity that is there (mo money, mo money).

This, then is the fifth cure for a lean Fendi purse: Own your own home ladies.

"The Fourth Cure"
"Guard Your Treasure From Loss"
( Chapter 3 of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason paraphrased)

Misfortune loves a shining mark. Cash in a woman's purse (account, piggy bank, panty drawer) must be guarded with firmness, or else it will be lost. That is one reason it is wise to first secure small amounts and learn to protect them before the "powers that be" entrust us with larger amounts of cash. (So spoke Prlinkbiz on the fourth day to her class.)

Every woman with access to her cash is tempted by opportunites that would seem she could make much more by it's investment in the most "plausible" of projects. Often friends, relatives, and "Mr. Helpers" (in the words of Kim Kiyosaki) are eagerly entering such investments and urge her to get in on the deal.

The first principle of investment (besides "never let them see you sweat") is security for your principal. Is it wise to be intrigued by larger earnings when your principal may be lost? Hell no ladies! The penalty of risk is probable loss. Study carefully, before parting with your hard earned/saved cash, each assurance that you will get it back. ROI is not only return on investment, but return of investment! Don't be misled by your own romantic desires to get rich quick.

Before you loan it to any man (women, child, dog) assure yourself of their ability to repay and their reputation for doing so, that you may not unwittingly be making a present of your money.

Therefore, I advise you from a girl who has been there and done that: do not be too confident of your own wisdom entrusting your money to the possible pitfalls of investments. Run the numbers. Learn to analyze deals. Consult with those experienced in handling money for profit (profit here being the key word, and not just their own!). Such advice is freely given for the asking (don't get me started on expensive "coaching" or mentoring programs...) and may be as valuable as money, equal to the amount you consider investing. In truth, that is it's actual value if it will save you from loss. (heartache, set back, bouts of retail therapy, etc.)

This, is the fourth cure for a lean Fendi purse, and hugely important if it prevents your purse from being emptied once it has become well filled. Guard your money from loss by investing only where your principal is safe, where it may be reclaimed if you want and if you need it, and where you will not fail to make a good percentage in interest. Consult with chicks who know their stuff, those who are experienced in the profitable investing of money. Let their wisdom protect your stash of cash, and ultimately your financial future, from unsafe investments.

"The Third Cure"
"Make Your Gold Multiply"
( Chapter 3 of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason paraphrased)

Check it, Ladies! Your purse is fattening! (with cash) You have disciplined yourself to save one-tenth of all your earnings. You have controlled your spending to protect your growing treasure. Next we will consider means to put your stash of cash to work and to increase for you. "Gold in a purse is gratifying to own and satisfies a miserly soul but earns nothing." The "gold", or cash, we may keep from our earnings is just the start. The earnings it will make will build our fortunes." (So spoke Prlinkbiz on the third day to her class.)

My first investment was unfortunate, because I lost it all...My first profitable investment was a loan I made to a girl named Betty, a purse maker....She was an honorable woman (a chick with some integrity!). Her borrowing she would repay, together with a nice bit of interest, as she sold her purses (not Fendi- but nice!).

Each time I loaned to her I loaned back also the interest she paid to me. So, not only did my capital increase, but it's earnings likewise increased. It was so very gratifying to have these sums return to my fabulous fattening Fendi purse.

I tell you ladies, a woman's wealth is not in the cash she carries in her purse; it is in the income she builds, the money stream (passive income) that continually flows into her purse and keeps it always bulging...

From my humble earnings I had gotten a whole lot of of "golden" cabana boys, each laboring and earning more "gold". As they labored for me, so their children also labored (not real kids ladies-nobody call CPS!), and their children's children until the income from their combined efforts was impressive....

This, then, my fabulous friends, is the third cure for a lean Fendi purse: to put your cash to work for you that it may produce more of the same (think rabbits here) and help bring you passive income, a stream of wealth that will flow continually into your purse.

"The Second Cure"
"Control Your Expenditures"
( a paraphrased version of the third chapter of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason for discussion)

Some earn much more than others. Some have much larger families to support. Yet all purses seem equally lean. Now I will tell you an unusual truth about people. It is this: That what each of us calls our "necessary expenses" will always grow to equal our incomes unless we protest to the contrary.

Ladies, do not confuse the necessary expenses with your desires (read here daily trips to Starbucks). Each of you have more desires than your earnings can gratify. Therefore, your earnings are spent to gratify these desires insofar as they will go. Still you have many ungratified desires...(can I get an Amen?)

Study carefully your accustomed habits of living. More often than not, certain accepted expenses can be found that may wisely be reduced or eliminated. Let your motto be one hundred percent of appreciated value for each bit of money spent, as opposed to "I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes".

Therefore put in writing each thing for which you desire to spend that cash buring a hole in your Fendi (or not so Fendi) purse. Select those that are necessary and others that are possible within the nine-tenths of your income. Cross out and consider them part of that great multitude of desires that must go unsatisfied (like cabana boys rubbing our feet serving us drinks poolside, while others cook and clean) and do not regret it, girl.

Budget your necessary expenses. Do not touch the one-tenth that is fattening your fabulous purse. Let this be your great desire that is being fulfilled. Keep working with your budget, adjusting it to help you. Make it your first line of defense in defending your purse.

The purpose of a budget is to help your (soon to be Fendi) purse to fatten with cash, ladies. It is to assist you to have your necessities and insofar as attainable (and legal), other desires. It is to enable you to realize your most cherished desires by defending them from your casual wishes or sudden cravings. Like a bright light in a dark cave your budget shows up the leaks from your purse and enables you to stop them and control your spending for definite and more gratifying purposes.

This, then, is the second cure for a lean Fendi purse. Budget your expenses that you may have money to pay for your necessities, to pay for your enjoyments, and to gratify worthwhile desires without spending more than nine-tenths of your earnings.

"Seven Cures for a Lean (Fendi) Purse"
( a paraphrased version of the third chapter of The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason for discussion)

Listen up ladies to the knowledge that I have to share. Debate it with me. Discuss it among yourselves. Learn these lessons thoroughly, so that you may also plant in your own Fendi purse the seed of wealth. First each of you start wisely to build a fortune of her own. Then will you be competent , and only then, to teach these truths to other ladies

I will teach you in simple ways how to fatten your Fendi purses ( and not with wrappers, reciepts, and make-up- but with cash!). This is the first step leading to the temple of wealth, and no woman may climb who cannot plant her feet firmly upon the first step.

Ladies, we shall now consider the first cure.

Start Thy Purse to fattening. (The only kind of fattening that we want to hear is our wallets, not out thighs, amen?)

You can see that there are many trades and labors at which women may earn cash. Each of the ways of earning is a stream of money from which the worker can divert by her labors a portion to her own Fendi purse. Therefore into the purse of each of you flows a stream of money large or small according to her ability. Am I right here girls?

Then if each of you desires to build for herself a fortune, is it not wise to start by utilizing that source of wealth which he has already established?

Now I will tell you the first remedy I learned to cure a lean Fendi purse. Do exactly as I have suggested...

For every ten dollars you place in your purse, only use nine. Your purse will start to fatten at once and it's increasing weight will feel good in your hot little hand and bring satisfaction to your soul.