My friend is trying to turn me into a whore. He says the money is good. A Bonus Whore that is. He is a professional poker player (that I am turning into a real estate investor!) He's already turned our other friend K into one.
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A Beginners Guide to Casino Bonuses
Think casino bonuses are just for EV gambling suckers? Think again. Despite the common perception, certain casino bonuses are virtually risk-free and basically a license to print money. This post is a general strategy guide to getting started in casino bonuses, pulling together assorted tips and tricks I've learned after embarking into the world o' casino bonuses.
Yeah, I know. Only suckers and degenerate gamblers play at online casinos. The house always has an advantage. Youre guaranteed to lose money if you play long enough. Dont be a chump.
Yes and no. The house does always have an advantage. But in games such as blackjack, that advantage is very, very small, usually around 0.5%. If the casinos were crazy enough to, oh, say just give you $100 or $200, you could very easily overcome the house advantage and make money playing blackjack. In fact, if you're smart and disciplined, you're virtually guaranteed to make money, usually around $30-40/hr for the better bonuses. And you only need a bankroll of $100 to get started.
Online casinos are more than happy to hand out fat welcome bonuses to new players each and every day. Why would they do that? Because they know that most people are true gamblers, and aren't smart and disciplined enough like you are to seek out the best bonuses and to play in the necessary fashion to maximize the value of the bonus. So for every smart player who takes the bonus and runs, they get three suckers, netting them a hefty overall profit.
All bonuses arent created equal, though, so you have to be careful, especially when just starting out. The #1 rule in casino bonuses is to always check the terms and conditions, as they often change and the terms are very, very important, as they can greatly influence your strategy. While I'll detail the best strategy, at the current time, for getting started with casino bonuses, you should always double-check to make sure this information is accurate, as the terms and conditions change often.
You should also start with casinos that offer non-sticky bonuses. Non-sticky bonuses are ones that, once you wager enough overall money, you can cash out with no restrictions. Sticky bonuses are ones that you cannot cash out, regardless of whether you've won or lost, and are deducted from your overall total when you cash out. But for this guide were just sticking to non-sticky bonuses, so don't worry about sticky bonus stuff for the moment.
How much do you need to get started? This guide is written with the assumption that you'll only invest $100 to start and use that as the basis of your casino bonus empire. That said, you can start with more, and there are some advantages to that, if you understand the potential risk. To read a more detailed explanation of casino bonus bankroll issues, click here. But the rest of this guide will proceed under the assumption that you're starting with a $100 bankroll.
Okay, enough jabbering. You've got $100 and youre ready to roll. All of the casinos listed here accept deposits and process withdrawals via Neteller, so as long as you have a Neteller account, you're good to go. Lets do this thing.
Step 1: Getting Started>
# Signup at StarLuck and deposit $100. StarLuck is part of the Party network, is completely legitimate, pays cashouts quickly, and has one of the best bonuses out there for players just getting started.
When you deposit $100 at StarLuck as a new player, youll immediately get $100 in bonus money to gamble with. So youll have $200 to play with when you sit down at the blackjack table. Yes, the blackjack table. Dont play anything else. Go to this link and print out the basic blackjack strategy card. Follow it religiously for all the blackjack youll play.
In order to cash out, youll have to wager a certain amount in total bets. At the moment, the wager requirement (WR) at StarLuck is 8 times your deposit + bonus. Since you deposited $100 and got a $100 bonus, you have to make $1,600 in total bets before you can cash out any of your money. Read that again. You have to meet the WR before you can cash out any of your money, whether youre ahead or behind. You cant lose a little and bail out with your $100 deposit until youve wagered the required WR.
Bet the minimum bet, $1 a hand. Do that over and over and over. Then do it some more. Until youve wagered $1,600. Then cash out. Thats it. Thats all there is to it. If you hit a bad stretch, do not start increasing your bets, trying to make it up. This is where the discipline part comes in. Keep betting the minimum, if you truly want the bonuses to be profitable. The only way youll show an overall loss is if you lose discipline and start making big bets, trying to get back what you've lost.
Boring, yes, possibly. But also profitable. Because of the bonus they give you, the odds are on your side. Keep in mind that yes, indeed, theres a very, very, very small chance that you will completely bust out, losing the entire $200 making $1 bets. Just as theres a very, very, very small chance that youll cash out with $600.
(For a lengthier discussion (and some of the underpinning math) on the advantages and disadvantages of betting the minimum possible, see the following article: Recommended Minimum Bet Size for Casino Bonuses. That's the basis for the strategy I advocate in the remainder of this guide, as far as always betting the minimum possible. Yes, you can bet slightly more, but this guide is designed to minimize your risk and give you the best shot at an overall profit.)
Remember, the house advantage is usually only around 0.5%, so the most likely scenario, based on the math, is that youll have somewhere around $190 when you clear the WR of $1,600. Thats a nice little likely profit for clicking buttons for a few hours, all with very little risk involved.